Not a word of it a lie

2002-03-07 - 9:55 p.m.

So, my boyfriend dumped me. I got the last laugh though, as I had the foresight to have his dog artificially inseminated. Soon he'll have another mouth to feed and I will have sweet revenge!

My therapist's brother is a vet (but was never in a war, go figure). Neither one of them are very good at their jobs, but it's nice knowing someone who can impregnate a pet without having to buy it dinner first.

So, I don't think the meds are working, but my halitosis has cleared up nicely.

Know your dealer.