Puff Puff Give, Your Majesty

2002-07-11 - 10:06 a.m.

Guess what they're doing in Merry Ol' England!

If the Brits can recognize that arresting the average Jim Bob for a little Mary Jane is a complete waste of time and money for the entire justice system, why can't we? I mean, they haven't even figured out dentistry over there!

More food for thought:

It's perfectly legal for Jim Bob to purchase a gun here. Then, if his heart desires, Jim Bob can buy a bottle of Jack Daniels (maybe Jim Bob prefers Robitussin, which is legal as well). Jim Bob comes home day after shitty day, saddened by our government's budget deficit, by the corruption of the Catholic Church, by the scandalous behavior of big business, by Bush's overseas meddling, by the terrorist threat, by the 40 million afflicted with AIDS with no cure in sight, by a minimum wage that doesn't provide a decent standard of living, by the rash he can't get looked at because his HMO doesn't cover dermatology, by the amount of his paychecks that get sucked away in taxes to fund a ridiculously impotent "Drug War."

Personally, I'd rather Jim Bob come home everyday to a LEGAL joint and the Cartoon Network.