Aloha

2002-03-05 - 1:01 p.m.

And so it begins.

I'm not sure what to do here. If this is anything like jail, I should find the biggest person here and beat the crap out of them.

No, I don't want to make enemies on the first day.

Perhaps I should approach this in a more political fashion. As your diary writer type guy, I promise not to offend you and to write witty, life affirming entries often and regularly.

Now we know that's a load of shit.

It's been a long time people, and I've never written for you. I used to write. I used to write for me. I used to write because it came easy to me then, and chicks ate it up.

So give me a shot folks. I bet I'll make you laugh once.

I love you, love me too.