Superstar DJ Paul Oakenfold

2002-04-27 - 3:03 a.m.

Paul Oakenfold is good.

He spins well enough and he likes his audience. He also likes himself. He's not my cup of tea, that's for sure.

He drops songs that were a flash in the pan 4 years ago, which in this scene, spans eras. He also has the tendancy to gesture in obnoxious ways, as if what he's doing on the turntables is having the same effect as giving everyone within earshot oral.

But he's fine with all of that. He's content not being an innovator. He's content with thousands of underaged boobies bouncing before his very eyes. He's content with the fame and the paycheck too.

So ultimately, I can't really fault Paul Oakenfold for doing what he does.

Oh yeah, he looks like a shaved gorilla that got hit in the mouth with a 2x4.

Perhaps that's where the "Oaken" part comes from, yes?