Crossing the line
2003-02-13 - 5:45 p.m.
Hello, my name is DouglasI've broken up with JessAdd to that influenzaAnd I have myself a mess
My roomie's name is ChezFor pussy he does itchSo from across the continentHe imported his ex, the bitch
My other roomie's AndyHe's a very angry manHe hates Chez's ex, the bitchAbout as much as you can
Emily don't live with meBut she's another Chez-exShe thinks he is a piece of shitThough she still enjoys the sex
Emily lives with JeniferWho thinks that Andy's cuteAnd she is also mad at ChezSo sick of him, she'll puke
I've tried to live a good lifeI wonder if I've failedI guess there is a bright sideI have yet to be jailed
All I want is peace and loveTo return to my crewBefore they all kill themselvesAs friends are known to do
So if any of them read this pageKnow I love you very muchAnd please do this one thing for meCalm down, just a touch
I know it's hard with things so badBut only worse comes from fightingAnd please don't kick my smarmy assFor putting my feelings into writing