Testes...1...2

2003-05-06 - 2:30 p.m.

I'm doing this once, and only once. Though I don't normally condone this type of shit; when I'm bored out of my gourd at work all kinds of inane crap happens. This would probably mean more if the vast majority of the test takers weren't 15 year old girls from the Bible belt, but then I could go on and on about what a joke this is. So without further ado:

Your Ultimate Purity Score Is...
CategoryYour Score Average
Self-Lovin'20%
I wouldn't shake hands, if I were you
59.2%
Shamelessness38.1%
Puts 'em on the glass
75%
Sex Drive 31.6%
I got needs, baby, you gotta unnastan'!
72.8%
Straightness0%
Knows the other body type like a map
37.2%
Gayness 66.1%
Had that experience at camp
76.3%
Fucking Sick63.7%
Dipped into depravity
86.4%
You are 38.62% pure
Average Score: 67.3%